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It Would Have Been Rude to Say No
Sue Doe-Nim — ... and I'm fairly certain I saw the entire cast and crew of Jackass dressed in short blonde wigs. It was complete and utter sensory overload coupled with the most hideous food-like substances known to mankind. I know that Mr. Nim was making fun of me and I was totally going to give him a bunch of lip but I couldn't make my lips move. ...

When You Realize Your Kid Is a Bonehead
...and the pursuit of happiness — ... anything that I wouldn't be comfortable sitting at my grandparents' kitchen table and saying to them. There is a fraction of edit going on. Because there are people (including myself) that must be spared a certain amount of humiliation. Not everything in my life is interesting or up for discussion. Anyway, back to dumbass teenagers. And my almost teenage son. He and three equally dumbass friends decided they want to make a movie somewhere along the lines of "Jackass". One idea was to go to Super Wal-Mart with tear away pants, find a surveillance ...