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scarymommy.com - 16 hours ago
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1. Put your house on the market. 2.
Lovingly let him sleep in until 10:00am on a
Sunday. 3. Awake him and tell him you need just a half hour of sleep before you go house-hunting. You are so tired. 4. Call him from the bedroom, impersonating a real estate agent who has highly motivated ...
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How to get your husband to clean the house
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scarymommy.com - 42 hours ago
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Everyday, I live in fear of something horrific
happening to one of my kids. An accident, a
disease…Those things can happen to any of our kids, and the mere thought is simply too much to bear. And then there are the days I fear something horrific happening to Jeff or myself. An accident, ...
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One of Us
scarymommy.com - 2 days ago
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I am not particularly fond of pain. Sure,
I can handle it, I’m not my husband, after
all. But, if given the choice, I’d just rather not. I enthusiastically received epidurals with all three kids, not for a moment having any desire to brave the pain of labor. It was a no- brainer ...
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Lily’s Trip to the Dentist
scarymommy.com - 3 days ago
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1. First of all, I had the pleasure
of meeting (again) the fabulous Loralee from Loralee’s Looney
Toons. Hers was one of the very first blogs I discovered, and still one of my favorites. And she has a buddy at the White House. Read about the night here . 2. You know how everyone uses ...
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The most random post I’ve ever produced. My sincere ...
scarymommy.com - 5 days ago
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Tweet This! Stumble upon something good? Share it
on StumbleUpon Share this on Facebook Email this to
a friend? Thank you for subscribing! © Scary Mommy, 2008-2009 All rights reserved.
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The boy who won’t carry a teddy bear
scarymommy.com - 7 days ago
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My first job out of college was doing
newspaper advertising for a regional department store. The very
first day, fresh faced and eager, I was plopped into my tiny cubicle and told to go ahead and clean up from the previous employee. My new boss disappeared. Always obedient, I dumped the ...
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The Worst Employee Ever
scarymommy.com - 9 days ago
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When your husband complains of an earache and
stuffiness for weeks on end, you may want to
offer up a bit of sympathy rather than rolling your eyes at him. He may just have a double ear infection, sinus infection and popped eardrum. Just something to keep in mind. {Sorry, honey.} ...
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How to be the Best Wife in the World (Tip #1)
scarymommy.com - 11 days ago
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I would never proclaim to be particularly fashionable.
Vogue magazine bores me to tears, Project Runway doesn’t
appeal to me at all and despite never actually doing yoga, I pretty much live in black yoga pants and t-shirts. So, I realize I am not one to judge someone else’s fashion ...
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Five Year Old Fashionista
scarymommy.com - 14 days ago
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Which part of “do not cut too much
off” did she not comprehend? And to think I
paid for this? That’s the last time I let an acrylic nail wearing, scantily clad, frosted-haired whore near my sons. Mark my words. {It’ll grow back, right? RIGHT ??} Tweet ...
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I was robbed. ROBBED, I tell you!
scarymommy.com - 15 days ago
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I was ready to haul Lily off to
the shrink when I caught a glimpse of this
recent drawing. Were my inappropriate movie choices beginning to manifest themselves in her sweet brain? Had she accidentally caught the evening news when I thought she was sleeping soundly in my room? Had Halloween had ...
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Analyze this Art, An Exercise in Reader Participation
scarymommy.com - 17 days ago
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1. Let them choose their outfits, however inappropriate.
2. Take them on a surprise trip to the
park before school. 3. Bribe them with the promise of hot chocolate with marshmallows, and you’ve got success! It’s about time. Tweet This! Stumble upon ...
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How to get the perfect picture of your children
scarymommy.com - 18 days ago
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Jeff and I move a lot. A LOT.
We’ve been in our current house a whopping two
and a half years and that’s the longest we’ve ever lasted in a place. The shortest was a mere six months, with a nine monther thrown in there too. Everybody we know thinks we’re crazy, and ...
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A House to call Home
scarymommy.com - 21 days ago
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Happy Halloween from my Wild Things
scarymommy.com - 24 days ago
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If you live in a heavily child-populated suburb,
you are probably familiar with the tradition of getting
Boo’d. It’s where a family prepares Halloween goodies and doorbell ditches another family, leaving the treats behind. Along with the goodies is an instruction sheet and a sign to ...
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We’ve been Boo’d. Have you been Boo’d?
scarymommy.com - 25 days ago
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Growing up, my brother and I didn’t have
the best of relationships. He was the typical pesky
little brother and I was a total bitch. The moments when we actually got along were incredibly few and far between. Most times, they involved me bossing him around and him relishing the attention ...
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Sibling Revelry
