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MommyBlips Member since Jan. 27, 2009

7 Things “Good Parents” Do (That Screw Kids Up for Life)
blogs.babble.com — Most of us believe parenting is an intuitive thing. So why is it the most well-meaning efforts of parents are royally warping kids everywhere? Right now, you are psychologically destroying your child by teaching them value of individuality. At least, that’s the position of Cracked writer ... (more) 7 Things “Good Parents” Do (That Screw Kids Up for Life)
Day Care Sells Cocaine
blogs.babble.com — Finding a good day care is so hard these days, you have to accept compromises. Maybe your kid’s day care is a little pricey, doesn’t stay open as late as you’d like, or maybe the day care sells cocaine. An Arkansas couple was arrested for selling cocaine out of the same house where they ... (more) Day Care Sells Cocaine
 Who’s Smarter: Kids or Dogs?
Who’s Smarter: Kids or Dogs?
blogs.babble.com — Over a weekend I pitted my three-year-old against our 1 ½ year old border collie to once and for all resolve the question: who is smarter, a toddler or a dog? Here are the competitors. (more) Who’s Smarter: Kids or Dogs?
2-Year-Old Can’t Cry, It Would Kill Her
2-Year-Old Can’t Cry, It Would Kill Her
blogs.babble.com — For Two-year-old Tianna McHugh crying is not an option. When Tianna cries her body seizes and stiffens, her skin turns white, her heart stops beating and she stops breathing. (more) 2-Year-Old Can’t Cry, It Would Kill Her
11-Year-Old Girl Gives Birth on Her Wedding Day
11-Year-Old Girl Gives Birth on Her Wedding Day
blogs.babble.com — Upon holding up her newborn child for cameras, 11-year-old Kordeza Zhelyazkova said, “I’m not going to play with toys any more - I have a new toy now.” Yikes. Kordeza went into labor during the wedding ceremony to her teenage boyfriend Jeliazko Dimitrov. Still was still wearing the white ... (more) 11-Year-Old Girl Gives Birth on Her Wedding Day
7 Most Bizarre Halloween Handouts
7 Most Bizarre Halloween Handouts
blogs.babble.com — Bad Goodie #1 condiments What kid doesn’t want a fistful of soy sauce packets from take out for Halloween? Let’s hope the next house has fried dumplings. Bad Goodie #2 Dog Food Hey, a doggie buscuit looks like a (more) 7 Most Bizarre Halloween Handouts
How to Date a Disney Princess
How to Date a Disney Princess
blogs.babble.com — We already got the skinny on how to be a Disney Princess (”skinny”, incidentally high on the list) now it’s the princes’ turn. (more) How to Date a Disney Princess
Cheap Ass Halloween Costumes to Make Your Children Sad
blogs.babble.com — Some parents really go all out to make Halloween a special occasion for their children. And some parents wake up from a drunken stupor on October 31st, roll of the couch and exclaim, “It’s Hallow what?! Fine, kid, put this paper bag on your head. Now you’re the ghost of a tree. Happy, ... (more) Cheap Ass Halloween Costumes to Make Your Children Sad
Jon and Kate Officially Canceled
Jon and Kate Officially Canceled
blogs.babble.com — The debate over who is a worse parent, Jon or Kate, is about to end. TLC is pulling the plug. (more) Jon and Kate Officially Canceled
First Picture of Grown Up Jaycee Duggard Released
First Picture of Grown Up Jaycee Duggard Released
blogs.babble.com — People magazine has published the first picture of a smiling Jaycee Dugard since she’s been reunited with family after 18 years in captivity. (more) First Picture of Grown Up Jaycee Duggard Released
This Toy is for (Hispanic) Girls Only
This Toy is for (Hispanic) Girls Only
blogs.babble.com — Hey that’s the brand name. ‘Cause girls love to clean! (more) This Toy is for (Hispanic) Girls Only
Chubby Infant Denied Health Insurance
Chubby Infant Denied Health Insurance
blogs.babble.com — Get ready to put your babies on a diet. That is, if you want them to have health coverage. After the birth of Alex, the Lange family sought a new insurance provider in Rocky Mountain Health Plans. The insurer then turned around and told the family their baby was “too fat” for ... (more) Chubby Infant Denied Health Insurance
Childbirth Doll a Little Too Accurate
Childbirth Doll a Little Too Accurate
blogs.babble.com — Of course this is on Etsy, where else would it have been?! Based on everything I know of Etsy crafters I want to hang with those ladies because they are CRUNKED. They are like the Tony Starks of knitting. Except instead of getting hooched and flying around blasting their repulsers, they slam the ... (more) Childbirth Doll a Little Too Accurate
DUI Mom Breastfeeding While Driving
DUI Mom Breastfeeding While Driving
blogs.babble.com — Police were shocked when they pulled over an erratic driver to find the drunken 19-year-old mother was attempting to breastfeed while drive. After almost creating a collision, the drunken mother have chase while the police followed, assumed still breastfeeding. Oh, and she was driving without ... (more) DUI Mom Breastfeeding While Driving
Levi Johnston Promotes Contraception with Salty Nuts
Levi Johnston Promotes Contraception with Salty Nuts
blogs.babble.com — When you can take a shot at abstinence-only education, the former Governor of Alaska and vice-presidential runner-up and shill shelled nuts all in one blow, you must be some kind of genius. Or Levi Johnston. (more) Levi Johnston Promotes Contraception with Salty Nuts
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