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MamaZen

MamaZen

Claimed Blog: The Zen Of Motherhood

MommyBlips Member since Feb. 24, 2009

Italics
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — "I love you," she said. "I love you, too," he replied. She closed her eyes and breathed deep. Then, she took his hands in hers. "I love you," she said, again. "I love you, too," he said, puzzled. With a sigh, she dropped his hands and walked away. It was useless. He didn't speak italics . A 55 ... (more) Italics
Add Ten Percent?
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — The percentage of people with a background similar to mine who will be divorced within the next five years (according to the Marriage Calculator ): 4%. The percentage of women with a background similar to mine whose husbands volunteered them to bake pies for the office Thanksgiving party who ... (more) Add Ten Percent?
Scientist At Work
Scientist At Work
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — Wordless Wednesday ! (more) Scientist At Work
Review: My Baby First Steps
Review: My Baby First Steps
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — According to the Santa Claus hanging around the mall, it's time to start thinking about Christmas shopping. If you've got a gamer girl on your gift list, I might have found the perfect stuffing for her stocking. The just released My Baby First Steps is the follow up to the wildly popular My ... (more) Review: My Baby First Steps
Awesome!
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — Just when I am in danger of doubting my awesomeness, one of my blog buddies comes through with an award: Thank you, Sylvia ! Sylvia is quite the awesome blogger herself. If you haven't dropped by her place, you really should pay her a visit. But, now, I must come up with ten bits of ... (more) Awesome!
Suffer The Little Children . . .
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — Believe it or not, I am a woman who prays. It's a big part of my life. My daughter knows this. She knows the whys, the hows, and to whom. Baby Puppy and I have talked about prayer many times, but I've never pushed her to do it. I've always thought that my actions would say more than my words ... (more) Suffer The Little Children . . .
Review: JumpStart Escape From Adventure Island
Review: JumpStart Escape From Adventure Island
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — Talk about getting lucky! On the very same day that Baby Puppy was scheduled to get her flu shot, I received my pre-release copy of JumpStart's new game for the Wii, Escape from Adventure Island . Can you say "bribery?" I know I can! Escape from Adventure Island is a fun adventure style ... (more) Review: JumpStart Escape From Adventure Island
The Snake's Side Of The Story
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — Here's the deal. There was one man, one woman, and nothing for dinner. Adam hadn't hunted; he spent all day watching Animal Planet . Eve hadn't gathered; she had a new issue of Better Gardens and Gardens . So, Adam says, "Let's just grab something from AppleTree's ." For real, man. For real. ... (more) The Snake's Side Of The Story
Review:  Apple Jacks and Froot Loops With Fiber
Review: Apple Jacks and Froot Loops With Fiber
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — In my family, I am famous for my longstanding love of Froot Loops. Until the day I graduated from high school, my mother kept the pantry stocked so that I never had to face a day of school without my morning fix. Oh, how I loved that colorful, fruity goodness! But, alas, I am an adult; I must ... (more) Review: Apple Jacks and Froot Loops With Fiber
The Perils Of Porno Doll Pumpkin
The Perils Of Porno Doll Pumpkin
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — I guess it was back in August that Baby Puppy started decorating and planning for Halloween. It was then that I learned that watching a jack-o'-lantern decay was very high on her six year old bucket list. I, of course, assured her that we would watch one rot. Then, I promptly forget all about ... (more) The Perils Of Porno Doll Pumpkin
Review: Sugar Time
Review: Sugar Time
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — Charlotte "Sugar" Kane is a smart, sexy woman "of a certain age" who hasn't had a hit television series in twenty years. Sugar is determined to make a comeback, even if it kills her. According to her doctor, it just might. What price is too high to pay for success? And, does love change ... (more) Review: Sugar Time
Redneck Parenting
Redneck Parenting
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — Honestly, I wish that I had had someone around to do this for me. My prom date, for example, could have used a pistol whipping! (more) Redneck Parenting
Homework At My House
Homework At My House
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — I'm almost kidding . . . **** Also, my blog would like to send a little thank you note to Ekanthapadhikan . Ekan sent my blog a present: I guess my blog truly has taken on a life of its own! Have a great Sunday! (more) Homework At My House
Me, My Hairdresser, And You
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — My dear friend, Larry G , the most romantic guy on the internet, sweetly sent me the Honest Scrap award. Thank you, Larry ! Before I pass this on, I'm supposed to reveal ten honest things about myself. Well, between me, my hairdresser, and you . . . I used to be a dangerous sleeper. By that, I ... (more) Me, My Hairdresser, And You
Aphrodisiac
thezenofmotherhood.blogspot.com — "What was it," he asked. "What kept things so hot between us when we were dating? Was it the expensive dinners? The dancing? Back in the day, you could barely keep your hands off of me. So, what was it? What did I do then that I don't do now?" "You went home," she replied. A Friday 55 (fiction ... (more) Aphrodisiac
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