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GoonSquadSarah

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MommyBlips Member since March 5, 2009

Strange Days
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 19 hours ago
Strange Days
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — Two night ago I was talking to my in-laws about going to the check out a caterer for my sister-in-law’s wedding and I actually said “I can’t go tomorrow. I’ve got to write my Top Chef recap in the morning.” And it was true. One of the most important things I do ... (more) Strange Days

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3 Unrelated Things That All Make Me Nervous
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 2 days ago
3 Unrelated Things That All Make Me Nervous
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — 1) Driving behind motorcycles. I saw this really gory video in Drivers Ed and I’ve never quite recovered from it. 2) Snakes. Just in general. 3) The phrase “Mommy, What if I went downstairs and accidentally peed in the litter box?” (more) 3 Unrelated Things That All Make Me Nervous
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Like Mother, Like Daughter
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 3 days ago
Like Mother, Like Daughter
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — It says “I love metal.” The apple really doesn’t fall too far from the tree, does it? (more) Like Mother, Like Daughter

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As Promised: Questions For You
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 7 days ago
As Promised: Questions For You
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — 1) I finally finished “Infinite Jest”. What should I read next? 2) What movie should I watch that you think I haven’t seen? 3) What is the miracle cure I could use to ensure I am healthy in time to go to the Redskins/Broncos game on Sunday? 4) What two teams do you think ... (more) As Promised: Questions For You
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Place Holder
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 7 days ago
Place Holder
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — So remember when I said I was back? I wasn’t so much lying as I was misinformed. Karma had other plans for me most of which involve copious amounts of mucous and trying to argue with a five year old even though I barely have a voice. Right. In lieu of new thoughts, I’ll just ... (more) Place Holder
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I’m Back
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 9 days ago
I’m Back
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — I think I’ve been a little off of my game recently. Not just blogging, but in general. Yesterday I told my neighbor I would be convinced I had seasonal affective disorder if I were sad at all. I’m not sad. I’m just tired. Tired and lethargic. Getting out of bed is ... (more) I’m Back
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Best Nickname Ever
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 9 days ago
Best Nickname Ever
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — I knew (of) this drug dealer in high school. They used to call him “The Duke of Herb”. (more) Best Nickname Ever
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On Mean Girls and Soccer and Violence
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 10 days ago
On Mean Girls and Soccer and Violence
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — I wrote this piece about Elizabeth Lambert yesterday for BlogHer. I’ve had some negative feedback (which I anticipated) but I am wondering what you guys think. I do see soccer as a violent sport. Am I wrong? As soon as I saw the Elizabeth Lambert video I knew that I would be ... (more) On Mean Girls and Soccer and Violence

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Better Make Mine a Double
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 12 days ago
Better Make Mine a Double
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — I have twins… No really, make mine a double. And if you need one of these you should talk to my friend Kristen . (more) Better Make Mine a Double

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I’m Going to Vote, but I am Still Mad at You
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 17 days ago
I’m Going to Vote, but I am Still Mad at You
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — Dear Everybody Running for Everything, At this point the best way to earn my vote is to promise to propose legislation to make all those damn automated phone calls telling me who I should vote for illegal. Thank you for your time. Sincerely, Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah ps – Stop ... (more) I’m Going to Vote, but I am Still Mad at You
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On Handwriting
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 19 days ago
On Handwriting
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — This is for Beth . Feel free to play along. (more) On Handwriting
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Quitters Never Win
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 21 days ago
Quitters Never Win
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — Last night I dreamed that I started smoking again. It was such a realistic dream that I can tell you exactly how many cigarettes I smoked. Three. I woke up feeling terrible about myself. When will this stop? My Mom quit smoking in 1980. It has been almost 30 years and I remain under ... (more) Quitters Never Win
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I Am Not A Crook
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 23 days ago
I Am Not A Crook
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — I am not a criminal. I rarely break the law. Sure, I occasionally exceed the speed limit but other than traffic offenses 90% of the laws I have broken in my life have involved under-aged drinking. It has been a while since I have done anything that could get me in trouble with the law. So ... (more) I Am Not A Crook
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Hey, Look Over There!
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 24 days ago
Hey, Look Over There!
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — I am gushing about my wine tasting at Shafer on The Whiner y. David Cross is bragging about snorting cocaine near Barack Obama (from MamaPop ). And I am looking for a job. (more) Hey, Look Over There!
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Okay, but what should I do with all of the poop and pee?
sarahandthegoonsquad.com - 26 days ago
Okay, but what should I do with all of the poop and pee?
— sarahandthegoonsquad.com — (more) Okay, but what should I do with all of the poop and pee?
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