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thebloggess.com - 9/5/2008
This is the third post I’ve written today and I want a medal (alternate title - How to deal with ...
— thebloggess.com — Yesterday someone asked me how to deal with trolls and haters. I have no damn idea. Trolls are just like you and me. Only shittier. Or more honest. Or likely to murder gypsies. Fuck, I don’t know. I’m not a mind reader. I ... (more) This is the third post I’ve written today and I want a ...
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The fruit test
thebloggess.com - 9/26/2008
The fruit test
— thebloggess.com — So this site shows you a bunch of different bathing suits and gives you videos of the models doing “tests” to see how the suits perform. Like ”the stretch test”, “the jump test”, or “the fruit test”, ... (more) The fruit test
Comments vote down A Daily Dose of Toni found this 9/26/2008found this
thebloggess.com - 10/31/2008
An open letter to Apple regarding dead hobo fingers
— thebloggess.com — Dear Apple: My iPhone is very pretty but also totally useless because it thinks I’m dead. I assume it was designed to only recognize live human touch on the touchscreen but I guess my hands are too cold and so my phone rings and I ... (more) An open letter to Apple regarding dead hobo fingers
Comments vote down A Daily Dose of Toni found this 10/31/2008found this
I’m not even sure why we *have* katanas anymore
thebloggess.com - 11/17/2008
I’m not even sure why we *have* katanas anymore
— thebloggess.com — So the other day I was wearing the only clean thing in my house, which was a beach sarong that’s basically two giant scarves tied around my neck, and it’s super-comfy but at the slightest breeze it flies open to reveal my nipples to the ... (more) I’m not even sure why we *have* katanas anymore
Comments vote down The Bean Blog found this 11/17/2008found this
thebloggess.com - 1/9/2009
This is one of those posts about how you can make money off your blog but instead of money you ...
— thebloggess.com — Victor says I can’t stay home and drink myself to death until I’m making more than $100 a month on my blog so this week I sent out my first real business proposal and Victor was all “So how goes the blog sales?” and I’m ... (more) This is one of those posts about how you can make money ...

Comments vote down Oh, The Joys found this 1/9/2009found this
By the time you read this I will be addicted to Meth
thebloggess.com - 2/6/2009
By the time you read this I will be addicted to Meth
— thebloggess.com — So yesterday I left my doctor a teary message begging her for something stronger than the rheumatoid arthritis meds that are not working for me at all and I happened to mention that I read a study about medicinal marijuana helping and then right ... (more) By the time you read this I will be addicted to Meth

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thebloggess.com - 3/18/2009
A lesson to marketers about the importance of reading the blogs they pitch to but who won’t read ...
— thebloggess.com — The following is an email thread between a marketer and myself and I swear to God it is totally true and not made up at all . That’s why it’s so fucking funny. To me. Probably not to Pete or anyone else in the world. Also, for anyone ... (more) A lesson to marketers about the importance of reading ...
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thebloggess.com - 3/27/2009
But if we did have an acronym it would probably just be a big “L”. Except we’re too affected to ...
— thebloggess.com — I found this site where you choose the characters and type in your script and make them have completely inappropriate conversations and I cannot stop myself from making these movies. You know how long I’ve been working on that movie?  ... (more) But if we did have an acronym it would probably just be ...

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Disney World is a lie
thebloggess.com - 12/14/2008
Disney World is a lie
— thebloggess.com — Last weekend my in-laws took us to Disney World with us and I took so much xanax I almost went into a coma. Things I learned at Disney World: 1. On the flight, when you’re watching “ Love Actually ” on your ipod and you realize ... (more) Disney World is a lie

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This post isn’t about porn or hobos but you should read it anyway
thebloggess.com - 12/22/2008
This post isn’t about porn or hobos but you should read it anyway
— thebloggess.com — Cross-posted at my other blog because I’m totally charitable lazy like that. Now I’m going to tell you a terrible secret. Every year for the last 10 years Victor and I have given my parents the same present. We buy a bunch of toys, ... (more) This post isn’t about porn or hobos but you should read ...
Comments vote down The Bean Blog found this 12/22/2008found this
I’m starting to question why I even have minions to begin with.
thebloggess.com - 1/7/2009
I’m starting to question why I even have minions to begin with.
— thebloggess.com — Y’all are the worst minions ever . Honestly, I ask you for one little thing, to vote me into being funniest blog in the universe and I came in 7th. Out of 10. And now the cheating starts because the first 24 hours is over and now everyone ... (more) I’m starting to question why I even have minions to ...
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thebloggess.com - 1/23/2009
I’m like the Thomas Edison of inventions that use dead cats
— thebloggess.com — I was just telling my friend Kregg that they should sell clarifying toilet paper. Because (just like how once a year you’re supposed to use a clarifying shampoo to strip all the excess conditioner and shit out of your hair) there should be ... (more) I’m like the Thomas Edison of inventions that use dead cats

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50 bucks to take your 4 year old to look at corpses = highway robbery
thebloggess.com - 2/19/2009
50 bucks to take your 4 year old to look at corpses = highway robbery
— thebloggess.com — So today is Valentines Day but Victor is in Florida buying Japanese swords and did not leave me candy, jewelry or flowers. And granted, I don’t like any of those things and think that Valentines Day is dumb but still, everyone else is out ... (more) 50 bucks to take your 4 year old to look at corpses = ...

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WOLVERINES!
thebloggess.com - 3/18/2009
WOLVERINES!
— thebloggess.com — This morning I wrote a post for the Chronicle about Wolverine blow-jobs and then right after that I twittered: “ You know what would be awesome? If for no reason at all we all just randomly screamed “WOLVERINES!” once today. ... (more) WOLVERINES!
Comments vote down AMomTwoBoys found this 3/18/2009found this
It’s like a cross between being insulted and entertained. I’m insultained.
thebloggess.com - 3/18/2009
It’s like a cross between being insulted and entertained. I’m insultained.
— thebloggess.com — Remember last week when I told you I was switching to Youdata because they pay you to look at ads that are based on your specific personality test and then like to minutes later they sent me ads for tampon flashdrives ? So a few minutes ago I ... (more) It’s like a cross between being insulted and ...

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thebloggess.com - 4/15/2009
Eve Ensler doesn’t want to hear about your vagina
— thebloggess.com — So last year my friend Yvonne and I started writing open letters to our vaginas and mailing them to each other. Eventually we had a whole series of open letters to and from vaginas and we decided to create The Vagina MonoBlog , where people could ... (more) Eve Ensler doesn’t want to hear about your vagina

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thebloggess.com - 4/23/2009
It’s like we’re living on the Oregon Trail except none of us has dysentery yet
— thebloggess.com — Yesterday Hailey’s preschool called to tell me that she had a rash on her stomach and back so I picked her up and I figured it was probably just a reaction from new detergent but I thought I’d run her by the Readi-Clinic just in case ... (more) It’s like we’re living on the Oregon Trail except none ...
Comments vote down Good Mom / Bad Mom found this 4/23/2009found this
thebloggess.com - 5/13/2009
It’s only inappropriate when I’m winning
— thebloggess.com — So last night I was laying in bed with my cat Posey (whose entire family was accidentally killed by my father-in-law 12 years ago) and I’m all “Posey’s the only surviving member of his family. He’s like a member of the ... (more) It’s only inappropriate when I’m winning
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My readers are occassionally more fucked up than me and that’s why I love them so damn much
thebloggess.com - 5/24/2009
My readers are occassionally more fucked up than me and that’s why I love them so damn much
— thebloggess.com — So yesterday I was writing a SexIs column about weird looking guys I would do and I could only come up with like 10 so I asked people on twitter which strange-looking guys they think are hot and holy shit, y’all . Like, at first it was all ... (more) My readers are occassionally more fucked up than me and ...
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If I see Steve Jobs I am going to bite him in the face
thebloggess.com - 5/26/2009
If I see Steve Jobs I am going to bite him in the face
— thebloggess.com — So I kept telling Victor I wanted a mac because all the cool people have one and he’s all “You HATE change. Stick with your PC that I built out of Pterodactyls because that’s how long ago it was . PC’s are awesome if you are ... (more) If I see Steve Jobs I am going to bite him in the face
Comments vote down The Anvil Tree found this 5/26/2009found this
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