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thebloggess.com - 19 hours ago
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I don’t think I’ve ever done this before
on this blog and I hope that I never
have to do it again but I’m asking for your help. If you read this blog a lot then you already know Anissa Mayhew because she’s a regular ...
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found this 19 hours agofound this
My friend, Hannah, just sent me an email to alert me about breaking news on Yahoo :
Not a joke, you guys. Real. Live. Screenshot.
Holy shit, y’all.
And my first thought was “I have to share this with the internets immediately because WTF, news media? Why is this a ...
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Twilight
OMG, you guys. I actually published a “part 2″ to a post that I labeled “Part 1″. I think that’s the first time that’s ever happened. Is there a medal for this, or some sort of ribbon? If so, please mail one to me. Unless it’s that bullshit white ...
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A video of weird/offensive/awesome stuff I bought in Japan. Also, I suck at making videos. That’ll be evident if you make it to the end. But about halfway through I eat a boobie. So there’s that. Totally redeeming.
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Taking a short intermission from stories of almost getting murdered in Japan to demand that you go right now to Google and type in “Why”. Then look at the auto-suggestions.
I’ll wait.
Why are you still here? Okay, fine. I’ll do it for you.
Awesome.
Bonus: ...
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I just got back from Japan day before yesterday and my head is mush but if I don’t write about Japan now I’ll just forget to because that’s kind of what I do so I’m going to just retype the stuff I wrote in my journal. It’s probably not going to be even more ...
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So I’m still in Japan. Day 847. Or Day 6. Something like that. All the days blend together here because my nights and days are still mixed up and I haven’t slept more than 3 hours at a time and it all feels like I’m trapped in a weird Hunter S. Thompson story except that ...
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thebloggess.com - 17 days ago
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So this weekend I leave for Japan. ”Why?”
you ask? Because it’s there. And also because I
got drunk one night and Victor asked me if I’d go to Japan with him and apparently I said yes. This is what happens when you get ...
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Sue me. I’m awesome.
Dear Mr. King of Germany:
It has been brought to my attention that your daughter is either impersonating me or mocking me in her royal portrait. Exhibit A:
I’ve been rockin’ this look for years so I can only assume this is a move of aggression on her part. That’s ...
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Conversation between me and twitter , who is kind of an asshole:
And that’s the reason why I don’t like twitter. Because it’s judgemental and it never goes away. It’s like your ...
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"Other shit I did this week." (Translation, in case you don't read Dracula.)
You know how on Sundays I do a week-in-review about all the shit that happened to me that I didn’t write about here but then sometimes I forget to do it and instead I do it at the beginning ...
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The day before yesterday I got invited as a “member of the media” to go to a Planned Parenthood thingie. I think it was a fund-raiser or a plan to picket them or something. I don’t know. I wasn’t really paying attention to that part because all I really wanted to do ...
