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He shifts his weight
And moves on
From miles away
He says he loves me
I say it back
Then he moves on
It’s quiet at night
So much emptiness to fill
With nothing
For a spell
He returns
I stand in the kitchen
Like a cliche
I balance on heels, making dinner
Laughter floats ...
Mommy
I was going to tell you about how great it is to have my laptop back and tell you a little about what I went through to get it fixed, but being on Twitter more again today led me to learn some awful news about a wonderful lady who is a friend and fellow blogger.
Anissa, of Free Anissa and ...
Mommy
Hey guys – no photos for me today. I’ve been too busy this week with appointments, errands, and a certain little boy to process photos in the office, and I’m still without my laptop. Hang in there with me – I should have it back soon and then I can attach it to my ...
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sarcasticmom.com - 13 days ago
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November 1st – 7th Some shots taken with
my: Canon Powershot G9 Others taken with this loaner:
Nikon Coolpix P90 (click through and view photo info to see which) Body At Rest, Mind Furiously Working ...
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Weekly Winners, Nov 1-7
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And when I say “blows” I am not thinking about bubbles or dandelions.
Or even that hot guy I saw standing in line at the grocery store the other day. Rawr.
I’m referring more to hairy ballsacks, possibly even diseased ones.
I have a good running list of reasons (39756385 ...
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So, I have a confession: I have been having a hard time keeping my shit together lately. See also: Hashimoto’s Thyroiditis (fatigue, joint pain, muscle weakness, hair loss, and more!), See also: Miscarriage Anniversary Looming, See also: Financial Distress, See also: Marital Issues
And ...
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Gerard Way
sarcasticmom.com - 20 days ago
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October 25th – 31st Some shots taken with
my: Canon Powershot G9 Others taken with this loaner:
Nikon Coolpix P90 (click through and view photo info to see which) Braden: “Screamitty Scream Scream” Dog: ...
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Weekly Winners, October 25-31
John is gone and has been for weeks; he won’t be home still for some time. It’s okay. I miss him and Braden misses him, but the truth is that we’re used to him being away a lot. We have a rhythm we get into while he’s away.
Of course, after a while, Mommy gets a little ...
Mommy
Dear Hashimoto’s,
Thanks for making every day harder. You’re a dick.
Dear PMS,
I do not like you. You do not actually make me more powerful, you just make me want to break people in half all day long. You do not help me deal with my emotions more effectively, you just make me ...
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Health
Weight Loss
sarcasticmom.com - 27 days ago
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October 18th – 24th Some shots taken with
my: Canon Powershot G9 Others taken with this loaner:
Nikon Coolpix P90 (click through and view photo info to see which) Best Snack EVAR Snarfin’ The PBJ ...
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Weekly Winners, October 18-24
