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Old School Photo Friday. I am Empowered. And Old.
Old School Photo Friday. I am Empowered. And Old.
parentingbydummies.com — This week Old School Photo Friday was hard. Not because I don’t have a ridiculously large amount... of old school photos from which to choose, but because I am so very tired. Sleepy, exhausted, battling a migraine headache to beat the band. All of that thanks to a 3am wake up call from #3 ... (more) Old School Photo Friday. I am Empowered. And Old.
A Dumb Family Vacation. Camping?
A Dumb Family Vacation. Camping?
parentingbydummies.com — We’ve been kicking around the idea of taking The Dudes camping for a while. You know, just... ‘cause they’re Dudes and Dudes are supposed to like crap like camping, right? Right. Only, here’s the thing… I EFFING HATE CAMPING! So, we’re going to Myrtle Beach this summer instead. And ... (more) A Dumb Family Vacation. Camping?
This Week on Wordful !!!. Swim Team Super Star.
This Week on Wordful !!!. Swim Team Super Star.
parentingbydummies.com — This week being happy didn’t have to be forced or intentional (okay at points it did, but... mostly it didn’t). Because this week, after many weeks of trying and pushing and working and participating, #1 did something amazing… HE WON HIS HEAT AT THE END OF SEASON DIVISIONAL SWIM MEET!!!  ... (more) This Week on Wordful !!!. Swim Team Super Star.
Mom Tip Tuesday. Be a Better Blogger.
parentingbydummies.com — At this very moment the Blogosphere we all know and love is being flooded with a number... of well-imagined, helpful, informative, and surefire better your blog series (seri? serieses? hmmm?!) for bloggers hoping to take their blogs to the next level (I’m not sure exactly what the next level is, ... (more) Mom Tip Tuesday. Be a Better Blogger.
Make New ifriends Monday. Adventures in Extreme Parenthood.
Make New ifriends Monday. Adventures in Extreme Parenthood.
parentingbydummies.com — Last week I was pumped to discover that The Fat Boys (along with each of the group’s... individual members and their agent which is a little weird) is following me on Twitter! Now, I can’t pretend to be elated as I would be if I discovered that @jtimberlake was following me, but still I’m not ... (more) Make New ifriends Monday. Adventures in Extreme Parenthood.
Summer Survival. Books for Dudes.
parentingbydummies.com — #2 is a book hater. As a former English teacher, avid reader, and writer wannabe admitting this... to myself and to you is difficult. But because it fits into this story it must be done. Besides, you can’t fix a problem if you don’t admit there is one, right?! Right. Anyway. This has ... (more) Summer Survival. Books for Dudes.
Old School Photo Friday. Baby on Beach.
Old School Photo Friday. Baby on Beach.
parentingbydummies.com — In honor of summer, I thought I’d share a picture from The littlest Dude’s very first lake-beach... summer. The kid was fearless then. Pretty much just like he is now. Accept when it comes to actually getting into the water. At the pool. It’s funny because in this regard, I am the ... (more) Old School Photo Friday. Baby on Beach.
My !!! Heaven
My !!! Heaven
parentingbydummies.com — Another week of Writer’s Workshop over at Mama Kat’s means another week of Dumb Mom having her... way with the writing prompts. Some weeks I have a hard time narrowing it down because I LOVE to ramble on and have something to say about pretty much everything they are all so intriguing. But, ... (more) My !!! Heaven
Wordful Wednesday. A Swimful Summer.
Wordful Wednesday. A Swimful Summer.
parentingbydummies.com — This Wordful Wednesday I’m taking a page outta the grandmaster’s book. Because, just like Angie, mom blogging... extraordinaire, we have been spending a ridiculous amount of time at the pool. It has resulted in the sprouting of gills along the neck of #2, the unprovoked water fear of #3, and ... (more) Wordful Wednesday. A Swimful Summer.
Mom Tip Tuesday. How to Keep it Clean.
parentingbydummies.com — Mom Tip Tuesday is supposed to be informative and fun and community building and awesome. I share.... You share.   But mostly I share. Seems that I’m the one doing all of the sharing but, in a possibly misguided effort to NOT be a big quitter just because no one will play with me, I’m ... (more) Mom Tip Tuesday. How to Keep it Clean.
BList 2. Best Maryland Mom Blogs.
BList 2. Best Maryland Mom Blogs.
parentingbydummies.com — Yeeaaaah Boyeeee Dumb Mom is channeling Flavor Flav back on the scene with another edition of the... BList!* While everyone has been waiting with baited breath to see who was gonna make the next installment of the BList that rocks, I have been partying like a rockstar with meticulously ... (more) BList 2. Best Maryland Mom Blogs.
My Mom Bliss: Chocolate, chocolate, and chocolate.
parentingbydummies.com — Another week of So NOT Dumb Saturday: Summer Survival Series is hummin’ comin’ at ‘cha here at... pBd. And, after a stress filled week of Loaner Dog (pictures of his destruction forthcoming), work related duties (I went on an assignment that required me to do both Brazilian Jujitsu and MMA ... (more) My Mom Bliss: Chocolate, chocolate, and chocolate.
Old School Photo Friday. Workin’ It.
Old School Photo Friday. Workin’ It.
parentingbydummies.com — Get a load of Dumb Mom Blue Steel.   Fierceness. That’s right, people, even at 6 Dumb... Mom was workin’ it. Wish I could work a swimsuit like that now.  Sadly, I’m more of a swim skirt and t-shirt sorta gal these days. But early 80s…sssssssmokin’! …fake ... (more) Old School Photo Friday. Workin’ It.
The Today Show. My Reality.
This week’s happy by way of intention is a little ghetto fabulous. Because this dummy up and lost her “official” !!! Not happy about that (but thank goodness for Photoshop). Because !!! is my only link to sanity-during these long, inhumanely hot summer days in which rain either keeps us ...
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Wordful Wednesday.  Crafting #FAIL.
Wordful Wednesday. Crafting #FAIL.
parentingbydummies.com — It’s a curse. An effing CURSE! I, and quite frankly, we, as a familial group, suck at... crafting. I’ve said it before; I’m not of the creative sort when it comes to doing stuff with the hands. But from time to time I get inspired (or desperate, as the case may be, to find some way to ... (more) Wordful Wednesday. Crafting #FAIL.
Mom Tip Tuesday. How to travel with kids.
Mom Tip Tuesday. How to travel with kids.
parentingbydummies.com — It’s another edition of Mom Tip Tuesday in which this Dumb Mom helps you navigate parenthood without... losing a limb or your sanity in the process! This week we are talking about family travel. I know, right! It’s summer and everyone’s doing it. But, exactly how do they do it without ... (more) Mom Tip Tuesday. How to travel with kids.
Make New ifriends Monday. Chicken Nuggets of Wisdom.
Make New ifriends Monday. Chicken Nuggets of Wisdom.
parentingbydummies.com — I like chicken, how ’bout you. It’s tasty, right?! Admit it’s true. Well, my pal chicken is... tasty too! She’s smart, she’s sassy, I call her boo. When it comes to blogging she knows what to do. So read her post and don’t say poo! Give a warm so NOT ... (more) Make New ifriends Monday. Chicken Nuggets of Wisdom.
Baby Girl Gifts and Stuff.
Baby Girl Gifts and Stuff.
parentingbydummies.com — I’d like to introduce everyone to the newest edition to the Dumb Family family… It’s Baby Grill!*... And nope, I didn’t steal her. She’s mine my friend’s and she’s gonna be a permanent fixture of this here blog because I love her cute little face and I force encourage her mommy by ... (more) Baby Girl Gifts and Stuff.
Happy Birthday, BFF!
parentingbydummies.com — BFF is celebrating a milestone this weekend… It’s her 32nd 29th BIRTHDAY! Unfortunately for her, she decided... to jet off to Florida for the weekend to visit family and way-less-fun-hip-and-all-around-awesome friends for the big event. Now, who is gonna participate in ... (more) Happy Birthday, BFF!
I Live in a Warehouse.
I Live in a Warehouse.
parentingbydummies.com — It’s been ages since I’ve printed pictures for my walls. I’ve gone to IKEA and thrown a... mini tantrum to get Dumb Dad to foot the bill for frames. Sadly they are sitting in my basement collecting dust.  Luckily they are still in their original plastic! It’s actually rather ... (more) I Live in a Warehouse.
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