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Tis the season to be jolly. Very very jolly.
My editor emailed to let me know that my book might actually be in my hands before Christmas. Which means that it might actually be in your hands (and the hands of all your friends and neighbors) before Christmas. WOO!...
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Uh oh
A few days ago, I could have sworn I heard Margot say "Uh oh. At first, I thought maybe I was having one of those over zealous mommy moments, you know, when the proud mother looks at her toddler's page...
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Sarah Palin - Then and Now
I admit that I'm not much of an Oprah watcher. In fact, her air time here (4pm EST) might possibly be the worst time of our day ever. It's like baby, toddler, kid, heck even mommy witching hour. And honestly,...
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Walker, Toddler Ranger
My husband was pretty worried that he'd miss Margot's first steps. Unlike Drew who started walking (or really, running like a newborn calf who just discovered he has legs but doesn't give a shit and is going to run anyway)...
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Daddy phone home
When my husband called me late Saturday afternoon to tell me he was leaving in a few hours, I did what every wife who's been without her husband would do. I called a maid and I got an appointment to...
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Man, eater
[As far as I know, I'm still scheduled to be on CNN today at 10:30am EST.] My son eats all day long. At first, I thought it was just because he was bored. As good as Quinlan is at occupying...
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H1N1 Take 2 (Does that make it H2N2?)
Due to the shootings at Fort Hood, my CNN segment has been bumped to Monday, 10:30am EST. In the meantime, The Whipping Boy has redesigned by blog (seriously, click through you lazy feed readers - it's awesome, and make sure...
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Hit me with your best [H1N1] shot
On Monday, I took my kids to get the H1N1 shot. I'd been on the fence about it since I knew they were coming out with it. Like many people, I was unsure of its efficacy and I was concerned...
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We turned out just fine
Quinlan insisted on being "Barbie Thumbelina" since August. I suppose I should be glad that her streak of Disney Princess costumes has officially been broken. Except she broke it with Barbie. I'm not quite sure how she landed upon Barbie...
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The Countdown Begins
There is a distinct possibility that my husband will be state side on November 15. But I do not discuss these things lest his deployment is extended. And because the next 15 days could seem longer than the whole month...
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It could be worse. It can always be worse.
I thought that the toilet was the one place where I could rest assured that for five entire minutes while #2 is being shown who's boss there would be no tomfoolery of the near three-year-old variety. Parenting Dictionary Noun: The...
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Weird Parents Club
It's pretty clear that my husband is a card carrying member of the Weird Parents Club. Actually, I think he's more like a VIP. I'm a member too, however, with my own mother getting quirkier the older she gets. I...
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I miss my daddy
"She's crying because she misses her daddy," he said, as I strapped Margot into her carseat while she screamed and thrashed like I was trying to hog tie her. "You're probably right, Drew," I replied. "Sometimes I cry when I...
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