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badladies.blogspot.com - 4/3/2009
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A few months ago, my friend David asked
me if I thought that it would be possible
to travel around the world via blog. "Like Around The World In 80 Days," he said, "but on the Internet. Around the world in 80 clicks . 80 mom-blogger clicks!" "I don't ...
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The World According To Mom
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badladies.blogspot.com - 6/10/2009
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There is a spectre haunting the parenting community
- the spectre of the Bad Mothe r...* My
name is Catherine, and I am a bad mother. I ( mostly ) do not have my tongue in my cheek when I say that. I am a Bad Mother. I am a bad mother according to ...
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The Bad Mother Manifesto
badladies.blogspot.com - 9/2/2008
badladies.blogspot.com - 10/27/2008
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I don't know at what point I realized
that I was doomed to one of the worst
public humiliations of my parenting experience, but it might have been when the elderly lady walked in on Jasper and I in the ladies' restroom at our local Kelsey's restaurant ...
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Hold The Mustard
badladies.blogspot.com - 3/11/2009
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Her name was Laura. Her name was Laura,
and I nursed her baby. We had met, initially,
at breakfast and immediately hit it off. We sat down with our coffees and immediately got swept up in a conversation that ran the gamut from the advantages of ...
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They Shoot Wet Nurses, Don't They?
badladies.blogspot.com - 10/25/2008
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It's been four years since my nephew, Tanner,
was diagnosed with the condition that will kill him
. During that time - which moved slowly at first, the disease not seeming to have taken hold in his little body, until he began growing faster, and it ...
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Sings The Tune Without The Words
badladies.blogspot.com - 11/17/2008
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It's possible that you haven't seen or heard
about MotrinGate , but I'll wager that if you
haven't, it's because you have enough of a life to not be reading blogs or compulsively checking Twitter on a weekend. If you haven't heard about it - and you ...
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Motrin Versus The Moms: When Painkillers Are Attacked, ...
badladies.blogspot.com - 2/12/2009
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Rachel Cooke thinks that I'm a dummy .
Okay, maybe not me specifically , but women like
me. Women who talk or write incessantly about their children and their experience as mothers. Women who, when asked how they're doing, launch into a extended ...
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Who's The Dummy, Mummy?
badladies.blogspot.com - 3/5/2009
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This me, nine and half months post-partum: In
which I reveal my muffin-top, my inability to properly
clean mirrors, and the fact that my personal trainer is a Siamese cat. I'm okay with how I look. Sort of. I think. Some days are better than ...
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What Does A Body Good
badladies.blogspot.com - 9/12/2008
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It was the kind of thing that would
have outraged me, had it happened any other day,
any other week. It was the kind of thing that would have had me out of my seat, demanding explanation. It was the kind of thing that I would have written letters ...
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Under The Blanket
badladies.blogspot.com - 9/19/2008
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I've lost count of how many times in
the last two and three-quarter years I've heard these
words: they grow up so fast. I've heard it a lot. As of today, I've heard it a lot plus one. Today, I heard it again. A neighbor leaned over Jasper as I pushed ...
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Forever Young
badladies.blogspot.com - 11/23/2008
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Me: Why are you naked? Her: Because I
need to go to the potty. Me: Why, then,
are you just standing on the stairs? Her: Because the toilet makes my bum cold... (turns around to display cold bum) ... and there's a sunbeam here... (bends over and ...
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Because The Saying 'Where The Sun Don't Shine' Doesn't ...
badladies.blogspot.com - 1/24/2009
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He wants to be invisible , she tells
me. When we're out he clings to me and
turns his face into my side and it's like he wants the the whole world to look in the other direction, away from him and his weakness and his wheelchair. She sighs. Your ...
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The Invisible Boy
badladies.blogspot.com - 1/27/2009
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Babies are hard on a marriage. It's sort
of ironic, really, seeing as babies are so often
understood (rightly or wrongly) to represent core bonds of a life partnership, but still: for every measure of centripetal force that they exert upon a ...
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The Amazing Survivor Race Challenge: Parenting Edition
badladies.blogspot.com - 2/25/2009
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My daughter is a nudist. She is an
unrepentant clothes-doffing, underwear-eschewing, bum-baring, breeze-loving, parts-showing nudist. It's sort
of awesome, but also a little disconcerting. She doesn't try to leave the house naked, although she has, ...
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Good Girls (Don't) Wear Underpants
badladies.blogspot.com - 9/29/2008
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I have lost count of the numbers of
days and nights it's been since I last had
more than one hour of sleep at a stretch. Day and night have lost the crisp edges of their distinction: day blurs into night which blurs into day which blurs into night ...
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Endymion's Sleep
badladies.blogspot.com - 10/8/2008
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Ordinarily, I faint at the sight of blood.
Or I freak out. Or both. You would think
that I would be all the more the likely to do both when the blood that I'm looking at has drenched the front of my little girl's shirt and puddled in the palms of her ...
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Blood And Tears
badladies.blogspot.com - 10/11/2008
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Today is Canadian Thanksgiving. I will be having
sweet potato casserole and stuffing and mashed potatoes with
gravy and lots and lots of pie and, also, Ativan, and then will sleep the sleep of the stuffed. And then I will face the week. And it will ...
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Don't Let The Turkeys Get You Down
badladies.blogspot.com - 10/30/2008
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You're never more aware of how much drudgery
is involved in the work of mothering than when
you're doing that work while suffering from a bad cold or flu or some such viral misery as makes your head pound and your lungs ache and your throat burn. You ...
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Mom At Work





